Morning class. Hope you're all ready to dive into the exciting world of building web sites today in the Future Leaders Tech Lab (TM). Before I can begin, there are a few matters to take care of, which are sponsored by Future Shop...get it first! Here to provide some vital information is ****** from the local Future Shop.
(enter a Future Shop employee)
Good morning class! My name is ****** and I'm here to answer any questions you may have about products at Future Shop. I can let you know that we have HP computers like the ones you are using today on sale this week for only $500, after the $175 mail-in rebate. If you are interested in buying one, come see me during class and we can discuss protection plans and payment options. We can also provide...
STUDENT 1 (yells):
Sir, this is so gay!
Be quiet! Pay attention!
As I was saying, we can also provide you with the Microso...
Sir! Sir! I'm bored! Can I hang out in the hallway?
Yeah, I'm bored too! Can I do my homework?
Not until ****** has finished...don't forget that they are paying for this classroom.
You know, if you need help with your homework, we can add in, for only $19 extra, a suite of...
STUDENT 4 (rises):
Corporate infiltration of the classroom corrupts the educational system! We are not...
STUDENT 1 (interrupts):
Dude, speak English!
They're saying "this sucks."
The teacher said "sucks!"
TEACHER (sighs, then murmurs)
It was easier when I showed videotapes...
Maybe you should just start the class.
Sure. OK class, click on the Internet Explorer logo, which is...
ENTIRE CLASS (in unison):
...sponsored by Future Shop.