1) One slightly-geekly-yet-slowly-becoming-cool university freshman who happens to shoot webs at guys in rhino suits in his spare time.
2) One foxy gal prone to spouting period slang and dancing to the nearest 45 in the room.
3) Two elderly doting aunts determined to play matchmaker.
4) A large pot of coffee.
Page taken from Amazing Spider-Man #43 (December 1966). Story by Stan Lee, art by John Romita.