do the oxydol sparkle dance!

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Vintage Ad #1,241: The Oxydol Sparkle (1)

WARNING: Health authorities in your jurasdiction caution that prolonged exposure to "Oxydol sparkle" will cause extreme expansion of cranial and facial structures. Other side effects include paralysis of the facial muscles resulting in a permanent open smile and the mutation of the epidermis into tissue resembling a line drawing.

Source: The Telegram, June 24, 1947. - JB

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