Greasy, fatty, mysterious bologna and rehydrated, salty chicken noodle soup mix. Sounds like fun for your digestive tract, eh?
I admit, I used to love Lipton chicken noodle. In recent years, my body can't handle it, likely from years of slurping it in its crack cocaine form (half to two-thirds of the suggested amount of water).
Source: Family Circle, Jan 9/79 - JB