bonus features: “the bull in a china shop had nothing on this cow”
For your reading pleasure, here are all of the original press accounts of the cow's adventure. My vote goes to the Telegram for the goofiest coverage and the one most requiring historical footnotes, as it tosses in baseball analogies and a passing reference to Ontario Premier Sir James Whitney. Imagine if a modern version referenced, say, Kathleen Wynne and Justin Verlander.
|Globe, June 16, 1913.|
|News, June 16, 1913.|