Wednesday, February 18, 2009

learn to hypnotize ad executives

Vintage Ad #737: Learn to Hypnotize Your Clients!
You are getting sleepy...you will buy dye transfers...you will enjoy The Hypnotic Eye...you will make transparencies you do not need...you will feel those tensions fade away...you will dazzle Algernon in accounting...you will feel your hidden desire to partake in go-go dancing...you will throttle me for attempting to stretch out this joke.

Source: Communication Arts, May-June 1966 

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